Blood Freak The Nameless Stench Of Forgotten Celluloid
A gore hound's hunger for the esoteric and obscure
Calls you beyond the 112th door of oblivion
A video wasteland festering in strip mall hell.
Its shadow-dimmed aisles of decades-old curiosities,
Its dust-choked shelves of forgotten sinema.
Big box video like the tombstones of untold horror,
Luridly painted epitaphs telling tales of carnage and
carnality
An alphabetized memorial to the bygone video store
epoch
Cunting rental girl's annoying questions gone unheard,
Without end, you espy tape after tape after tape.
Like a connoisseur, you pour over every cover, every
photo,
Every word, worshipping at the altar of yesteryear's
atrocity.
You breathe deeply of the foetid stench of moldering
celluloid,
Your nostrils inhaling the nameless fungi of long
unwatched terror.
Your hapless gray matter weltering in a miasma of
VHS morbidity, reality falls beneath a pell of macabre
80's carrion.
Your mortal coil begins to mutate ' wet clay for the
wetter chunkblow gods.
Yours is the dead-meat face of snuff
Maximus and the Devil master's long hair.
Deathdream's seething red eyeballs and geeking luther's
hacksaw teeth,
Striba's werewolf-bitch teats and I Spit On Your Grave'
Sweet bloody ass. Weirder than Burial Ground's little
man-boy have you become,
More hideous than Geogre Eastman's grim reaper and
fouler than The Black Devil Doll from Hell.
Gibbering and baying and glitching, scuttling and
Lurking andstatic-crawling, you are a bootleg
abomination, an eleventh generation video nasty.
Gut-churning revulsion heralds your rebirth the rise of
rewound rottedness.
Bloodcurdling screams disgust a Fabio Frizzi score to
your ears, you lurch towards that clerk like Might of
the Demons monstrous Bigfoot. You rip her spine from
Her irksome mouth and feast upon her piggish flesh,
Defiling her sorry corpse with perversions unwitnessed
by
Shocking Asia.with a mocking howl, your are an
unspeakable throwback,
An abhorrent video classick madeflesh, and you have
come to plague this world with the half-inch Horror
Once more!!!!
