Blind Pigs Steroid Addict
Johnny's sick 'n tired of his bruises
Also sick 'n tired of the constant teasing too
He used to be so skinny and frail
But now he's on 'roids
Gonna get even with you
No one will break his glasses anymore
Don't mess with Johnny
'Cause Johnny's on 'roids
Don't mess with Johnny
'Cause Johnny's on 'roids
Now he's a mean weight lifting machine so
Don't mess with Johnny
'Cause Johnny's on 'roids
Now everybody respects Johnny
He spends his whole day at gym academy
You wouldn't recognize him if you saw him
He's got muscles where his brain used to be
No one will break his glasses anymore
