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Jesus Smoked Weed (the Holy Cow) Lyrics


Black Shirley Jesus Smoked Weed (the Holy Cow)


I bet Jesus smoked weed
I bet Jesus smoked weed
He was a holy man from Galilee
But I heard Jesus smoked weed

No place to call home, not a thing to eat
J.C. and his apostles loved to chief
Roamed around the land and they tried to teach
Preached about the Gospel of THC

Now all the little kids are smokin' weed
They all be swingin' stoned and free
Why's all the children tokin' trees?
'Cause they all heard Jesus smoked weed!

Don't you wanna be like Jesus?
Don't you wanna be like Jesus?
Don't you wanna be like Jesus?
Don't you wanna be like Jesus?
Don't you wanna be like Jesus?
Don't you wanna be like Jesus?
Don't you wanna be like Jesus?
Don't you wanna be like Jesus?

Smoke weed
Smoke weed
Smoke weed
Smoke weed

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