Bionicpig A Conversation In 2017
[Verse 1]
[Aaron]
Hello! Um, It's very nice to meet you,
Cliché introduction is apparently how I'm going to greet you,
I hope you guys are doing great on this fine, fine day,
Where the weather is just the perfect amount that it makes me feel kind of gay.
[Larry]
Gay? What the f..ck do you mean? And why did you say guys when there's clearly a girl with me?
[Aaron]
No, no, no, by gay I just meant happy,
And by guys I just meant everyone,
I didn't mean to single you guys out, seriously!
[Larry]
Well, why didn't you just say guys and girls?
Are you so used to this cruel world that sexism is embedded in your soul?
That you just unconsciously do these f..cked up things?
I am offended by your f..cked up reasonings! No!
[Aaron]
No, no, no, no, no,
I'm sorry. I truly am,
Can we just move past this and enjoy this band?
[Larry]
No, no, no that is not how it's going to be!
I'm about to tell what is wrong with this country!
[Chorus]
f..ck you, I don't care,
f..ck you, I don't care,
f..ck you, I don't care,
f..ck you, I don't care
[Verse 2]
[Aaron]
Hitler wasn't such a bad guy after all,
I mean, he-he killed Hitler!
[Larry]
NAZI! NAZI! (Aaron: Oh jesus)
You're a f..cking Nazi how dare you joke about the nineteen
Thirties (Aaron: Larry!) to forties that shit affects me on a personal level
That you can't ever be fit to understand! (Aaron: O-Okay, okay)
How dare you!
[Aaron]
So I'm supposed to appeal to every single person's idea of what is allowed to be said based on their personal beliefs?
[Larry]
NO! Just mine, so stop being a racist, sexist piece of white trash male shit!
[Chorus]
f..ck you, I don't care,
f..ck you, I don't care,
f..ck you, I don't care,
f..ck you, I don't care
[Verse 3]
[Aaron]
Hey, hey uh, hey Larry (Larry: what?)
You wanna, you wanna come over here real quick? (Larry: why?)
I-I got something to show ya, (I-I really don't care. I just-)
No, no, no. Tru-trust me it's-it's great.
[Larry]
Fine, fine, fine, w-whatever (Aaron: Larry?)
I-I don't want to be around you to be honest (Aaron: Just come on Larry)
Wi-with your racist bullshit (Aaron: Trust me. Trust me it's good)
Oh. Oh my god, what is that!
[Aaron]
It's a lion Larry. It's a lion.
[Larry]
Oh God stop! Oh no!
[Aaron]
Get him boy!
Get him boy! Oh, good job.
Oh get him boy!
Yeah, you got him (Larry: Get him off of me! Oh God!)
Oh good boy, good boy you got him,
You got him boy.
[Larry]
What? Why are you doing this? (Aaron: Oh my god hes-he's still alive) Is it because I'm a white American man? (Aaron: Are you serious?) Why would you do this? You racist, pig! (Aaron: Oh my gosh, please shut up.) You piece of shit? (Aaron: How are you still alive?) Why did you murder my wife? (Aaron: What?) Why because you're a sexist piece of shit? (Aaron: Oh my god) Why did you murder a woman? (Aaron: You are literally decapitated!) What's wrong with a woman? Why a white male? (Aaron: How is-How are you still talking?) Why not a black male, huh? (Aaron: Oh Jesus) What are you, racist? You racist, sexist, piece of trash! (Aaron: J-J-Just please) Oh god, oh, oh j-oh! (Aaron: Good, alright, okay. Um, f..ck you.)
