Bilge Pumps Donkey Riding
Was you ever in Quebec
Launchin' timber on the deck
Where you break your bleedin' neck
Riding on the donkey
(Chorus)
Way-hey and away we go
Donkey riding, donkey riding
Way-hey and away we go
Ridin' on the donkey
Was you ever in Vallipo
Where them gals sport on the shore
She waggles her dots and rolls and goes
Riding on your donkey
Was you ever in Miramashe
Where them ladies tie you to a tree
That kind of service don't come for free
Riding on the donkey
Was you ever at Cape Horn
Where your backside's never warm
Except if you're the Cabin Boy
Riding on the donkey
Was you ever in Timbuktu
Where the gals are black and blue
Touch 'em there and you'll be too
Riding on the donkey
Was you ever in Cardiff Bay
Where the ladies shout, "Hooray!"
They know they soon have all your pay
Riding on the donkey
Was you ever near the Arctic dawn
Them eskimo girls they have good fun
Where the night is six months long
Riding on the donkey
