Big L Clinic (I Shoulda Worn A Rubba)
* available at "Rock and Soul" in NYC Chorus: I shoulda worn a rubber, before I went up in it And then ya monkey ass won't be sittin in a clinic [Big L] Ayyo, one hot summer night after ballin hard I went to the phone booth with my callin card And called up Joel, yeah you know L I told her come to the crib, yo mother f..ck a hotel She said she was gonna come at ten The bitch came, but one problem, she brought a friend You know I'm not a rude brother yo, But I let Joel in and slammed the door on that other ho. So we was sittin in the livin room kickin it And all I thought about was stickin it She was mean, cause you know I wouldn't f..ck wit a sleazy ho Yo we was coolin, watching some TV show I was crackin sex jokes, tryin to get the pussy And this bitch was kickin scripts beatin round the bush Talkin bout rhyme for me L man f..ck rhyming Cause my dick, is hard enough to cut diamonds I said, "I hope you ain't tryin to dick tease, Ayyo, cause Big L's quick to tell a bitch leave." Ayyo my game started f..ckin wit her head soon Next thing ya know we went straight to the bedroom I knocked the boots from New York to Santa Fe And that bitch burnt me like a gamma ray I caught a cab, on 139 & Lenox Ayyo, I took it to the neighborhood clinic Because she gave me gonorrhea, Yo, I'ma kill that bitch, the next time that I see her Chorus (Repeat 2x) One afternoon I was cruising on the Westside Bumpin my system, lounging back in a fresh ride Hoes be hotter than a sauna So I put the system on max, and bumped my shit on the corner I saw this girl walkin by who was hype as hell She was mad point-blank, she was right for L But she tried to play me like a statue black I said, "Sweeheart whats your name?" "I gotta man," "I ain't ask you that." She said in order to be with me you gotta be rich, You won't be able to switch, I said, "Fuck you bitch." Another girl walked by, I called her "Excuse me what's your name" "Lorraine, what's yours" Ayyo, game I kicked well, I said honey my names Lamont, but I'm known as Big L I was looking smooth with the jewelry She said, "L's for Lamont, but what's the Big for?" "You'll see." Ayyo, my pockets were extra thick, "So what you doin later, oh nothing, then lets catch a flick." Yeah, I bagged that ho well Took her to the triple M, movies, meal, and motel. And when it comes to this I'ma a professor I didn't molest her I caressed her, undressed her then sexed her But I must be getting older Cause I didn't put a helmet on my mother f..cking soldier I started stickin up quick And the next time I took a piss, a motherfuckin flame shot out my dick Chorus (Repeat 4x) [Big L & Lord Finesse talk until fade]