Bif Naked Only The Girl
			
my love's an ice-cold latte 
and it's running down yer shirt. 
you took my little heart 
and then ya threw it in the dirt! 
i won't go near yer locker 
and i cannot wash my hair. 
i can't believe you betrayed me 
and filled me with despair!! 
i can't believe - horrible truth about you 
because you lied to me. 
i am only the girl who was in love with you
but, now you lied! 
i have developed frog-eyes 
from crying all the time. 
i won't go out and skate with my friends, 
i'll only stay inside. 
you ran around, behind my back 
with a pretty, blue-eyed girl. 
i am so sick of missing you -
i think i'm gonna hurl!! 
i can't believe - horrible truth about you 
because you lied to me. 
i am only the girl who was in love with you. 
but, now you lied! 
i can't believe you lied to me:
i can't believe you! 
(i am only the girl who was in love with you)
i can't believe - horrible truth about you 
because you lied to me 
i am only the girl who was in love with you 
but, now you lied to me... 
[bif:] [sportin' the "x"s on her hands] self-discipline requires doing 
what is necessary, when it should be done, 
whether it iz a pleasant task or not. a straight-edge lifestyle is personal choice. 
if my coffee consumption ain't straight-edge enough for you: 
then **** me with a double, skim cappuccino!
[bif:] um: hellooooo!! get a ******* hold of yourself!! 
no complaining!! are you starving? 
no? then let's have a little perspective, shall we. see a therapist. 
switch to decaf. lay off the pills. 
try some stretching. 
take five. 
have a time out. 
write it down. 
make a painting. 
have a hot bath. 
quit hanging onto past hurts. 
forgive all to get over all and get on with it! 
puh-leeeze! develop some humor. 
laugh it off. 
yuk it up. 
don't be mean. 
karma is instant. 
there is no coincidence. 
live today. try - ok?
[bif:] [crying] ring pa ambulansen.