Benjamin Bear Joystickin'
Gonna study for my drug test
I'll pass that
Five ounces and large glass of strong jack
Fillin' up my system with poison and sweet grass
Waitin' for the buzz
That'll knock me on my ass
And suddenly it hits my brain
I can feel it tinglin and bubblin all sideways
Light up that next smoke
It's my way
Grab my keys cuz i'm gonna hit the highway
Straight jump into my car
Realize I can't drive so i'm back inside the bar
Hit the club for more dancin'
Possible romancin'
From my vantage point I can see the honeys prancin'
They look good to me
So I turn the mack on visually
Slide up to a girl that keeps eyein' me
Hey baby, would you like to dance with me?
I know you wanna play
But I've lost a life before
No reason to continue
If you're only keeping score
Your credits are all used up
Your patterns are the same
So how you gonna beat me
When you know I own the game?
She's comin on so strong
Hits me like a bomb
I say hey baby would you like to get it on?
She asks me what I mean by that
I'm not quite sure how to react
So I try to play it cool
Cuz Benjamin B, he ain't no fool
So I ask her what her interests are
Ask her if she's into playin' games
by Rockstar
She says she prefers the classics
Super Mario 3
And Tetris
I say yeah, but what about Ms. Pac-Man?
She says that's cool but Super Pac was whack, man
I whole-heartedly agree
Then she whips out her advance SP
Now I know I gotta hit that
So I show her mine
And we link up for combat
I know you wanna play
But I've lost a life before
No reason to continue
If you're only keeping score
Your credits are all used up
Your patterns are the same
So how you gonna beat me
When you know I own the game?
All night we keep playin' on
Now she got me beat by four to one
But I come up from behind
And let off with a shot that blows her mind
So now the battlefield is tied
So she asks me if I want to come inside
So I casually stroll in
Now the real action's about to begin
She fires up her system
Steady playin' all night into the am
She's jugglin her combos, i'm like damn
So I fight back with a deathstroke wind slam
Now I got her on the ropes
Keepin' her held down with some quick jabs and pokes
Then she gets off her joystick motion
And leaves me hangin there dead in the ocean
