Ben Folds Lovesick Diagnostician
Dr.Yang, Help me mend my broken heart
Gotta help me doc, I don't know where to start.
When she walked right out that door
Left me cryin on the floor
She said she's only going to the store
Dr.Yang, What's the lovesick diagnosis?
Cause she said she cannot cope with my neurosis
You would think I had chronic halitosis
Dr.Yang
Dr.Yang, now her voicemail box is full
and she won't call me, I'm feeling like a fool
The last time I saw her in her car
I threw her shit out in the yard,
Locked her out and headed to the bar
Dr.Yang, What's the lovesick diagnosis?
Cause she said she cannot cope with my neurosis
I could always hurt myself, doctor she knows this
Dr.Yang
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Couldn't get back my girlfriend
Dr. Yang, if you can't fix my heart and head (heart and head)
Actually there is something you can do instead (do instead)
Call my girlfriend from your number
Explain that you're a doctor
Tell her that I love her so
She hurt me more than she could know
And even with all your degrees
There's nothing you can do for me
She won't have to block my number any more
Dr. Yang
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Dr. Yang
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Dr. Yang
Gonna kill myself tonight
Tell her that, Dr. Yang
