Ben Folds Five Prom Tonight
Jake: I wish I didn't make that bet
Thats not the guy I want to be
If I could just turn back the clock
Then Janey would still be with me
Janey: Tell me mom, what should I do?
I love this boy but he has been untrue
Jake: I'll do my best to make things right
Janey: I wish we could resolve this fight
Jake: It could happen...
Janey: It could happen!
Jake Janey: At the prom tonight!
Mitch: I'm gettin' pussy no matter what!
Bruce: Even if its with dirty slut!
Ox: True love is what I want the most!
Cook: I just jerked off in your french toast!
Catherine: So what if we have the same mother...
Tonight I'm gonna f..ck my brother...
Priscilla: In a few hours I'll be queen of the prom!
Mr. Briggs: I've been in institutions since my first
year in Nam!
Austin: I'm takin Janey to the prom and she doesn't
know why!
Malik: I'm only in this song because I'm a black guy!
Hey! Look Out!
Janey: I have no money, I have to make my own
dress...Aah Aah!
Areola: Look at me, my breasts are perky! Yes!
Jake: I'm gonna win her back no matter what it takes!
Janey: Here I go, I gonna forget about Jake!
All: Prom tonight, do do do do-do
prom tonight, do do do do-do
prom tonight, do do do do-do
Oh........
All: Its gonna happen...
Its gonna happen...
happen...
happen...
happen...At the Prom.....TONIGHT!