Beautiful South Worthless Lie
The sheets won't need changing everyday The freezer supply should last a year Those hidden little points that you're away Nothing much has changed since you were here Our paths will cross some day Our paths will cross some day While you're out jogging and I'm sat snogging Some fool on a lakeside bench And when she calls I hope it's you that dials I hope it's you that feels this love inside And when I touch her I hope it's you that smiles And when I die I hope it's you I'm beside To die with her would be a worthless lie To die with her would be a worthless die To die together would be worth a try To die together would be worth a try The family pack seems larger than it should Two for one's no good when there's just one I'd raise a bigger smile if I could But me minus you equals none Our paths will cross some day Our paths will cross some day When you're out fishing and I'm sat wishing You instead of him Our paths will cross some day Our patbs will cross some day When you're out exercising and I'm there prising The pants of I my latest sin And when we kiss she knows it's you I kiss 'Cause when we kiss I always start to cry You just can't cover up these lying lips When I die I hope it's you I'm beside To die with her would be a worthless lie To die with her would be a worthless die To die together would be worth a try To die together would be worth a try An ambulance flashed past me in the street Just yards from where we were to meet I was half hoping you were dead meat That it was you that was under the sheet And as you lay there alone in the ward Fumbling for the keys to death's door At least I'd have summoned up the nerve To whisper you these words Finally! Quietly! Actually! I love you!
