Beautiful South I've Come For My Award
This is the Awards for Industry and Free Enterprise So let me sit you down and tell you how I won first prize I took on your free enterprise and your pretty little shops Walked in with empty bags and walked out with the lot CHORUS: So I've come for my award, I've come for my award I thought I'd come in person that's the least I can afford Let hands be shook Champagne poured Sentence ignored Yes. I've come for my award This is the Awards for Industry and Free Enterprise Anyone want a gold watch in a ladies' size? There's a few more round the back I stole them from your shop We've got no more in silver, that's all that you'd got CHORUS I chatted with your guards and winked at roving eye A thousand hidden cameras were searching cross the sky But they didn't see me pinch them from underneath their eyes CHORUS: Jesus was my greatest accomplice Jesus was my greatest accomplice Jesus was my greatest accomplice Yes, I've come for my award Hairdrier, overcoat, telly, dot-to-dot Video, compact disc, there's nothing we forgot Whilst I was busy smiling my father got the lot I've come for my Aaward
