Album Name : Low Life
Release Date : 2005-01-01
Song Duration : 7:02
Beasts Of Bourbon Cocksucker Blues
Well, I'm a lonesome schoolboy
and I just came into town
Yeah, I'm a lonesome schoolboy
and I just came into town
Well, I heard so much about London
I decided to check it out
Well, I wait in Leicester Square
with a come-hither look in my eye
Yeah, I'm leaning on Nelsons Column
but all I do is talk to the lime
Oh where can I get my cock sucked?
Where can I get my ass f..cked?
I may have no money,
but I know where to put it every time
Well, I asked a young policeman
if he'd only lock me up for the night
Well, I've had pigs in the farmyard,
some of them, some of them, they're alright
Well, he f..cked me with his truncheon
and his helmet was way too tight
Oh where can I get my cock sucked?
Where can I get my ass f..cked?
I ain't got no money,
but I know where to put it every time
I'm a lonesome schoolboy
