Michelle's Farm Lyrics

Beastie Boys Michelle's Farm

Songwriters: Diamond, Michael; Berry, John; Yauch, Adam Nathaniel; Schellenbach, Kate;

Tee ha oh shut up you pig f..cker you're so ugly
Adam, you look like a zebra your mother's a zebra
Why don't you get a haircut farm boy?

f..ck the chickens I don't like milk
f..ck the chickens I don't like milk

Barnyard stoats raid the pen if you don't shoot 'em
They'll do it again f..ck the chickens
I don't like milk f..ck the chickens
I don't like milk farmer Joe f..cks a cow

He likes it so much he sucks a sow
Now you, everyday I'm going to school
I wish I could be satisfied, but it's hogwash

f..ck the chickens I don't like milk now
f..ck the chickens I don't like milk

Barnyard Bob mows the field
Sees how much wheat will yield

f..ck the chickens I don't like milk now
f..ck the chickens I don't like milk

Barnyard stoats raid the pen if you don't shoot 'em
They'll do it again and everyday I'm going to school
I wish that I could find gratitude but it's hog wash

f..ck the chickens I don't like milk now
f..ck the chickens I don't like milk

Barnyard stoats raid the pen if you don't shoot 'em
They'll do it again

f..ck the chickens I don't like milk now
f..ck the chickens I don't like milk
f..ck the chickens I don't like milk now
f..ck the chickens I don't like milk

Now me everyday I'm riding to school
I'm learning a bunch of brainwash it's hogwash