No Time For A Shave Lyrics

Verse 1:

The baby cried all night

My wife had a cough

Then the power went off

My alarm did not

I want some sleep

Verse 2:

Then I fell out of bed

Kicked the cat in the head

I did not have a shower

I couldn’t brush my teeth

I need some sleep

Chorus:

Now it’s getting late

There’s no time for a shave

I just woke up

Can’t even eat and run

There’s no time for a shave

I just woke up

Verse 3:

I had to run real fast

But I missed my bus

Coz’ I tripped over a peg

And then a dog he bit my leg

Please let me sleep

Verse 4:

My shirt is inside out

My socks are left to right

My shoes are not the same

My trousers still at home

I wish I was asleep

Chorus:

Now it’s getting late

There’s no time for a shave

I just woke up

Can’t even eat and run

There’s no time for a shave

I just woke up(x2)

Bridge 1:

I just woke up

I just woke up

I just woke up

I just woke up

Verse 5:

Jesus is coming back

It’ll be real soon

Just like a thief in the night

He’s coming back

It’ll be for you

Just like a thief in the night

Bridge 2:

There’ll be no time for a shave

You better be awake

You better be awake.