Beards R Us No Time For A Shave
Verse 1:
The baby cried all night
My wife had a cough
Then the power went off
My alarm did not
I want some sleep
Verse 2:
Then I fell out of bed
Kicked the cat in the head
I did not have a shower
I couldn’t brush my teeth
I need some sleep
Chorus:
Now it’s getting late
There’s no time for a shave
I just woke up
Can’t even eat and run
There’s no time for a shave
I just woke up
Verse 3:
I had to run real fast
But I missed my bus
Coz’ I tripped over a peg
And then a dog he bit my leg
Please let me sleep
Verse 4:
My shirt is inside out
My socks are left to right
My shoes are not the same
My trousers still at home
I wish I was asleep
Chorus:
Now it’s getting late
There’s no time for a shave
I just woke up
Can’t even eat and run
There’s no time for a shave
I just woke up(x2)
Bridge 1:
I just woke up
I just woke up
I just woke up
I just woke up
Verse 5:
Jesus is coming back
It’ll be real soon
Just like a thief in the night
He’s coming back
It’ll be for you
Just like a thief in the night
Bridge 2:
There’ll be no time for a shave
You better be awake
You better be awake.
