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The Beard Accessory Store Lyrics


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I once owned and operated a beard accessory store
A beard accessory store
Business it was booming at my beard accessory store
My beard accessory store
But then people started shaving
And business started waning
At my beard accessory store

The landlord came a knockin' at my beard accessory store
My beard accessory store
Said I was evicted from my beard accessory store
My beard accessory store
He said that beard accessories
Were no longer necessities
And shut my beard accessory store

So I lured my landlord inside and locked the door
Of my beard accessory store
I can’t say what I did to him, but it was against the law
At my beard accessory store
And now I’ve long since left town
The body was never found
And I don’t sell beard accessories any more



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