Barnes & Barnes Where's The Water
She said it's so hot I think I'm gonna die Where's the water where's the water The ground had started to look like a pizza Sweat was forgotten weight was lost Where was the water The desert must be some demon's secret nightmare The sun is now an assassin I hate the crazy look in my lovers eye Where's the water where's the water Bleached bones of long empty dreamless heads Staring at the sun I wanted to disappear After she wanted to be carried I stopped really loving her When her lips started to look Like dead fried marshmallow shells I no longer desired her kisses Or her sighs or her cries And when I touched her dryness I was repulsed To think I was repulsed Stranded for who's plan I was dying for the act 0f an automobile company somewhere Some underpaid slave Of my country's lost great dream Someone that forgot to screw something in right Sure sealed my rate You can't escape your destiny oh no Not in the middle of the desert Here we were celebrating the holiday of love Happy anniversary dear We were exclaiming in wonder Natures sculptured dunes Where's the water where's the water where is it When I usually wash the vehicle That has pulled the trigger on me and my bride I like to enjoy the act of casual conversation You know with my neighbors Music talk maybe a little sports Some politics if it's Paul And as I talk I lay down the hose the hose I lay it down and the water flows from the hose Over my driveway out into the street Down the block and into the sewer by the school All that water that cool water Do you think we'll give up together Probably not The woman will be exhausted first Man is stronger yeah man is strong strong I want to disappear I want to wake up Even to die right now that would be fine But no more of this I don't want to watch her die first No please where's the water...where's the water At home no not our new house My mom and dads house over near the park There are two aquariums and a pond And there's goldfish in the pond I sold lemonade for a penny when I was small I never learned to play chess It's Slinky it's Slinky funny Mr. Potato Head Where's the water You were beautiful dear You were the best What What Yeah [email protected]
