Bark Bark Bark I Love You But I Don't
I love you, except for when I sleep.
Can I love you if I'm busy counting sheep?
My love is unconditional except for one condition, doll.
I miss you, stole my heart like a crook.
I'd kiss you but I'm busy with a book.
My love is unconditional except for one condition, doll.
Choo choo, the train is coming.
Squawk squawk, the hawk is hunting.
Flush flush the condom goes down.
We will eat your father's toast and we will watch your mother roast.
