The skies are charcoal grey It's a dreary downtown day But. at the end of my 30 foot leash Is my little friend Quiche Quiche La Poodle! is her name And having a good time on a crummy day is our game. Quiche. Quiche Lorraine
Everyday I take her out. Yeah! She runs around, she shouts out and barks. Yeah! Cause she's a good doggie She's a sweet, sweet, sweeeeet puppy! Arf Arf And I know she'll stick by me, Yeah!
Oh no! Here comes a Great Dane Drivin' down the lane Quiche, Quiche, Quiche come back here Don't leave me I'll go insane. I'll go insane.
How do you like that?
Has anybody seen a dog dyed dark green 'bout two inches tall, with a strawberry blond paw; Sunglasses and a bonnet and designer jeans with appliques on it? The dog that brought me so much joy! Left me wallowing in pain! Quiche Lorraine
I'll show her! Do you see the key in my hand? I'm gonna throw it in the lake Yeah, you've been so rotten to me, You take the cake. I'm just gonna lock the door to your kennel And just you try and come back to me Yeah, you'll see.