Average Rap Band Mother Mary
[Intro]
[Verse 1: Tom]
Hashtag Haz eats track pants crab steez
Rap geek, tag team, from that band @peace
Bag of bad afghan and black hashish
Banging fat back band and gap band three
F..ck a plan put it up on Band camp free
Don't spam, no ma'am my fans are my family
I give a damn how nice you are if it's a whack beat
[it's whack]
You're softer than you're Grand Dad's ass cheeks
Peace to my brother Harry Rodger, Perry Chuckaberi
Compared to us it was hilarious and nothing nearly
You can't be F..cking serious i mean you wasn't really?
Come on give it up already
For the love of Mother Mary
Jesus: enough with that hippie act, you ain't living that life
Give the biddie back
Shit is whack like a sticker on a bitter cap
Sounding something like Nickelback if they rap
Shit is whack and thats cold but it's a fact
F..ck it who gives a crap
You're Chick is Fat
Kiss a Kitty Cat matter fact lick her crack
Stick you're finger in her stinky gap
And shit is whack