Aurelio Voltaire One Semester Lesbian
Freshman year. Everything's beautiful
People are all really good, you know
Sophomore year. Rocky Horror Picture Show
Who are you? Do you even know?
Suddenly, you're a vegan
And everything is
“Anarchy in the USA!”
You're a one semester lesbian
Being queer is so this year
For a one semester lesbian
But it ain't gonna last, I fear
If a Harry, John, Thomas or Dick
Comes to get his kicks
I predict, you will ditch and
Make the switch
Making out in the stalls at school
Kissing girls on the lips was cool
Friday night there's a party up at Flo's
But you're going with a guy named Joe
You were a one semester lesbian
Loving gays was just a phase
For the one semester lesbian
Barely lasted eighty days
“til a Harry, John, Thomas or Dick
Came to get his kicks
You got your fix and made the switch
Back to dating pricks
For my friend the tom boy
Oh, this was a crime
You took my friend for a ride
You treated her like an experiment
Did you know how much to her your meant?
You were a one semester lesbian
Being queer was so last year
For a one semester lesbian
And it just couldn't last I fear
A one semester lesbian
Being queer is so last year
For this one semester lesbian
And it just couldn't last, no it just couldn't last
‘till a Harry, John, Thomas or Dick
Came to get his kicks
You got your fix and made the switch
Back to dating pricks
