Aurelio Voltaire No Honor Amongst Thieves
Well hello there fancy man
I'm sure you understand
You got something I need
See that map there in your hand?
Well its a part of my master plan
And i must insist
That you place it in my fist
There is no honor amongst thieves
It is the symptom of the disease
And if we find a friend down on his knees
We'll stick him up and shake him down
And take just what we please
Yo ho!
Well take ol' Brutus
He's doing fine
His whole entire village
Was wiped out in '69
And did he bury 'em?
Ha! No, of course
He stole a sack off someone's back
And looted every corpse
There is no honor amongst thieves
It is the symptom of the disease
And if we find a friend down on his knees
We'll stick him up and shake him down
And take just what we please
Yo ho!
Now look at Vergil
He's quite a card
He met a girl
They fell in love
And she handed him her heart
Well, he's still got it
At home in a jar
And he turned a pretty penny
Selling her other parts
There is no honor amongst thieves
It is the symptom of the disease
And if we find a friend down on his knees
We'll stick him up and shake him down
And take just what we please
There is no honor, so say we
We aren't assassins, who have a cree
No, we're just filthy low down scum and sleeze
And we won't rest until the best ya got belongs to me (No me!)
Yo ho!
Yo ho!
Yo ho!
In the hall of thieves we stood
And we took the oath
I don't remember what I swore
Because someone stole the scroll
There is no honor amongst thieves
It is the symptom of the disease
And if we find a friend down on his knees
We'll stick him up and shake him down
And take just what we please
There is no honor, so say we
We aren't assassins, who have a cree
No, we're just filthy low down scum and sleeze
And we won't rest until the best
Contents of every treasure chest
Belong to me! (No me!)
Yo ho!
Yo ho!
