Aurelio Voltaire Future Ex Girlfriend
Saw you on the street
We had to meet
I thought I should greet you
In just one week i'd delete you
People say the stupidest things
On their first date
Like "What's Your Real Name?"
They reveal their ignorance
But you adore them
So you ignore them
Then came you, raising the bar
Oh you, you won't be undone
I looked into your eyes
And much to my surprise
I saw there was nothing there
Because there's nothing
In between your ears but air!
There goes my future ex girlfriend
She's as sweet as a rose, yes she is
She has such beautiful lips
Now, if only they were closed
I love how you adore me
Oh, but honey, how you bore me
Your life's such a wreck
Ive lost all respect
I didn't mean to surprise you
It took me just one week to despise you
And I dont care that you're a model
Cause let me say its clear to tell
That your brain is shot to hell
And no one cares you love Keanu
Oh, whats the difference anyway?
Everybody knows that he's gay
Okay, I really dont know that
But lets face it
He's too hot to be straight!
There goes my future ex girlfriend
That girl's such prize, yes she is
She'll be the queen of the world
For a day or less in my eyes
Perhps ill wear a suit
When I give you the boot
Oh, I hate to seem so superficial
I just think ill look more official
