Aurelio Voltaire Bitrektual (feat. Jason Charles Miller)
[Trekkie]
Live long and prosper if you're one of us!
[Star Wars Fan]
May the force be with you
Unless that phrase don't fit you
[Trekkie]
Forever we have been at odds
[SW Fan]
'cause you're a drooling trekkie!
[Trekkie]
Says the Lucas lacky!
[both]
Whatever!
[Trekkie]
We are out at space the last frontier
Seeking life that's new and strange out here
A new civilization in the great beyond
Boldly going where no one has gone
[SW Fan]
Our tale is better in every way!
In a galaxy far, far, away!
A great adventure happened a long, long, time ago
But then I don't suppose that you would know!
[Trekkie]
We have rayguns we call Phasers!
[SW Fan]
We have blasters AND lightsabers!
[Trekkie]
We have ships that fly at warp!
[SW Fan]
Yeah..it's called Hyperspace you dorks!
[Trekkie]
We got the Mugato and you have got Ewoks
[SW Fan]
Well a guy who plays with Tribbles shouldn't talk!
[Trekkie]
Oh, come on lets not fight! it's so unintellectual!
How 'bout we join sides and be Bitrektual?
[Sw Fan]
....that's disgusting...
[Trekkie]
Yeah..forget i mentioned it
Klingons shooting at our starboard side
We got a hull breech on the Enterprise
We drifted to the Neutral zone and we're on the wrong side
We need a wormhole to make it out alive
[SW Fan]
On the moon of Yavin's where we hide
We're having trouble with the Hyperdrive
This planet keeps on spinning and the Death Star's now in sight
We hope the rebels take it out in time
Oh, come on lets not fight! it's so unintellectual!
How 'bout we join sides and be Bitrektual?
[Trekkie]
Would't it be nice? And so much more effectual?
To put our cares aside and be Bitrektual?
[SW Fan]
Think how awesome it would be!
A team up with Jean-luc, and Leia
[Trekkie]
Kirk and Chewey save the day!
Blowing up a bird of pray!
[SW Fan]
Han and Spock the set a net
To trap the Borg and Boba Fett
[Trekkie]
While 3PO and Data
Raid a Tie Fighter to capture Vader!
[Both]
Luke and Worf get into it!
And blow the death star into bits!
[Trekkie]
And then we throw the Tribbles into the Sarlacc pit!
[SW Fan]
And then we kick the Ewoks into it!
[Trekkie]
Live long and prosper so say we all!
[SW Fan]
Wait....what?
May the force be with you
May the Timelords keep you!
[Trekkie]
Forever! We can Babylon!
[SW Fan]
There's no use debating!
The Stargate's waiting!
Oh, come on lets not fight! it's so unintellectual!
How 'bout we join sides and be Bitrektual?
So let's take the advice of an Asian Homosexual!
Lets put our cares aside and be Bitrektual!
Hell i wanna be Sci-Fi Multi-Trektual!
[Trekkie]
Live long and prosper!
[SW Fan]
May the force be with you!
[Trekkie]
NEVER GIVE UP! NEVER SURRENDER!
[SW Fan]
Uh... to infinity and beyond!
[Trekkie]
You....are ridiculous
