Aurelio Voltaire BRAINS! (from The Cartoon Network's GRIM And EVIL)
Well hello there little boy
Don't be shy
Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye
I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky
Well, I'm just shy and scared in this place
I'm just a fish outta water from outer space
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained
So why don't you be a pal...
And bring me some BRAINS!
Go down to your neighbor's place
See the dull expression on his face
You'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me
He ain't using his brain he's just watching TV!
Go down to Mr. McGee's
He hasn't had a thought since '43
His brain is the portrait of atrophy
He ain't using it, why not give it to me?
BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought
After I've eaten their brain
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay
It's not a matter if it isn't gray
And if at first they think it's strange
They won't think twice
If they don't have a brain!
Go down to the Wonton shop
My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop
I suck the noodle right out of their heads
And half an hours later, I'm hungry again!
Creep into the doughnut stop
Sneak in tip-toe past the cop
Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea
And any other sweetbreads you happen to see
BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought
After I've eaten their brain
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay
It's not a matter if it isn't gray
And if at first they think it's strange
They won't think twice
If they don't have a brain!
Brains, Brains, I love 'em, I need 'em...
My tummy jumps for joy when I eat 'em
Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones
They're so delectable, especially the small ones
No time to cook 'em in a skillet
My belly's rumblin', I got a need to fill it
I don't fry 'em, the heat will only shrink 'em
I'll just grab myself a straw and I drink 'em! (ohhhhhhh...)
You've been swell to go around
And bring me every single brain in town
But with all these brains, I can't help but think
That there isn't one left out there to drink
Now fess up boy, come on, heck!
Is there someone that you're trying to protect?
Bring her down here to meet her end
And I promise I'll be your bestest friend
BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie
I'll eat her brains 'til they're zombified
Sure she might think it's deranged
But she won't give it a thought
After I've eaten her brain
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay
It's not a matter if it isn't gray
And if at first she think it's strange
She won't think twice
If She don't have a brain!
BRAINS...
Bring me her Brain...
BRING ME HER BRAIN!
BRING ME HER BRAIN!
Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
