Athenaeum Haircut
I got myself in trouble again
Yes I really think I've done it this time
I got drunk with a few of my friends
And I put my hair on the line
I don't know what happened to me
Or how it ever turned out this way
I feel like I'm a skinhead now
When I was a hippie just the other day
Face down in the water
Feet down on the floor
Tilt your head back and relax your neck
'cause I've never done this before
If you're really gonna cut my hair
Would you please, please take your time
And if I don't like what you've done to me
Could I have a turn of mine
You're the one in control now
And I hope you know what to do
But if you f..ck it up
Then you're gonna get a haircut too
I got myself in trouble again
And I think it's gonna be a long while
Before I ever show my face to friends
Without them cracking a smile
I never thought I could look this way
And it only took a minute or two
I feel like I'm a skinhead now
When I use to look alot like you
Face down in the water
Feet down on the floor
Tilt your head back and relax your neck
'cause I've never done this before
If you're really gonna cut my hair
Would you please, please take your time
And if I don't like what you've done to me
Could I have a turn of mine
You're the one in control now
And I hope you know what to do
But if you f..ck it up
Then you're gonna get a haircut too
