Apache Tonto
[20 second skit between Apache and a girl]
[Apache]
Ladies listen close, run quick fast pronto
This is a song about my dick, his name is Tonto
That's my dick's name, I gave it a nickname
No time to dance off wit'cha pants, let's play a quick game
of hide the salami, who'll be the first to drop
How many licks does it take to get the center of my Tonto pop
I heard you'll do anything to meet rap stars
What would you do for this Klondike bar?
Don't smile, I f..ck wild, you wanna slow'er up
When I finish you'll be "cuckoo!" for Cocoa Nuts
Not a ball there's more of the rough stuff
f..ck so hard you say, "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
I've got a, little dick, but once it's inside
It's about this big but about THIS wide
I rip your tummy honey, you want money that's funny
First let me tempt your tummy with the taste of my Nuts'n'Honey
Hard as a brick, promise not to cum quick
I got the - long dough, long braids, and the loooooooong dick
[Chorus x2]
My dick, my dick! [x3]
Myyyyyyyyyy dick!
[Apache]
Got a Superwoman's pussy, my dick's the Kyrptonite
Come get f..cked from your asshole to your appetite
I'm a f..cker not a fighter come get your clit rocked
Rip your pussy off, give it back to you in a ziplock
I'm real quick to throw a fit over big tits
Tasty like Diet Coke, I'll suck 'em "just for the taste of it"
(Do you eat pussy?) HELL NO! (That's f..cked up, why?)
I don't eat shit that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die
I hope you're strictly dickly, I'm hard as cement
I like to f..ck long strong hard and frequent
I like to bend 'em, run up in 'em, I'm not generous
I specialize in doin damage to your uterus
I pound the pussy with a fierce ambition
Don't speak, I'm a freak with the meat in position
I love orgies, I'm horny, it's fun time
I like to f..ck at least two at one time
Kind of thick, promise not to cum quick
I got the - long dough, long braids, and the loooooooong dick
[Chorus]
[Apache]
That's my nigga if he got bigger he'd be my bigga nigga
6 foot 3, maybe a quarter of an inch bigger I'll figure
Since you're wet, get set to give me that
My dick so big I use a skully for a jimmy hat
Tonto's a Tec-9, my nuts are the two clips
While I bone and ya moan as I pinch ya nips
Which is the reason the girls are always grabbin
It's back to the crib for some of that CABIN STABBIN-AH
I got pull, I'm not the fool that's in a back sleep
I keep you warmer than the wool on a Black Sheep
It's hereditary, so honey let your drawers drop
This dick was passed down from my pops and his pops
Check the ho pro, bend over and grab your ankles
Or remind me, I might forget to say thank you
Kind of thick, promise not to cum quick
I got the - long dough, long braids, and the loooooooong dick
[Chorus]
