Annakin Slayd This Land
What if your Blackberry started calling you?
What if your Wi-Fi made your mind log in too?
What if your Hummer took you for a test drive?
What if your GPS used you to find a Best Buy?
What if your Mac tried to force quit your brain?
What if your X-Box made you forfeit your game?
What if ADT forced a home invasion
Came and renamed your kids after corporations?
What if I pulled out and flashed your mob?
Crashed your blog right before they slashed your job?
What if they iClouded your judgement, locked you in an iPadded room?
What if Facebook poked you?
What if Anthony Weiner's penis tweeted your picture?
And I interpret the banishment of straight people in scripture
What if you went viral in just a few minutes
With a cute Youtube vid of you shot by your kittens?
What if all of y'all refused to vote this time?
You think the politicians just might take note this time? Fine
What if you got tired of saying what if ya
And got off your ass and took your dignity with ya?
This land is your land
This land is my land
From the 30 ounce sodas
To the poisoned waters
From pirated torrents
To Wall Street con artists
This land is your land
But If this ain't your God's plan? Then what is your God's plan
What if your fantasies fell off the dock by the wayside
With that old onus on the Otis down by the Bayside
Santa used to take me for sleigh rides
Now he's more likely to make the odd appearance on Dateline
I'm watching to catch a predator holiday version
In this messed up land of follies we all need diversions
In these times of bad grammar, let's keep our schools poor
How can you win if you keep spelling lose with two “Os”
It's like we got no clue who's the true foes
Who wins the limbos, who reaches the new lows?
How about I go and pepper spray your Gramma?
Taser your Bubby, lock Nana up in the slamma
Built an empire off of servitude of indentured
Now the slaves all coming back to get ya
It seems their job is to help them all get off like a fluffer
Just another load blown while the rest of us suffer
This land is your land
This land is my land
From the 30 ounce sodas
To the poisoned waters
From pirated torrents
To Wall Street con artists
This land is your land
but If this ain't God's plan? Then what is your God's plan
What's your, your plan
With my my land
