Animeme Rap Battles Slender Man Vs. Unwanted House Guest
Alex:
What`s up everyone? My name is Alex and welcome to the show!
No! I knew I shouldn`t have came into work today
Ugh, I`m sorry!
Today we got: Slenderman Vs. Unwanted Houseguest
[Unwanted Houseguest]
Haven't seen me in a while?
I`ve seen you just fine
You took 5,028 breaths in your sleep last night
Where am I?
Look out the window
See that parked black van?
Well, I look out my window
And see you, Slenderman!
Just surrender, damn
When people see you they hide, when people see me they die!
You got no eyes
And no help from the moonlight
Lights off
Game on
Grab your leg
Om-nom-nom
This ain`t fiction
No pretend
In the end...
YOU`LL BE DEAD!
[Slenderman]
Not afraid of the dark?
I like a challenge
But watch your step
You might trip over your parents
Don`t you dare get blood on my armani suit
Killing is my mothafuckin hobby dude
You got no chance
Better start surrendering
So let`s dance
Everyday I`m Slendering
I`ll run circles around you
Tie you up and bound you
In the lake
I`ll drown you
Your face looks like shit manure
I got more facial expressions
Than Kristian Stewart
You got dying teeth
Oh, the irony
Without a face
I still look better than you
See?
No wonder nobody wants you
You look like the more cutout version of
Gary Busey
[Unwanted Houseguest]
You do look better
In the back of the freezer
In my kitchen
Kill you that easy?
Well, aren`t we optimistic
Feel a breeze tickle your ear?
Nah, that`s just me whispering
Are there mosquitoes out here?
Nah, that`s just me nibblin`
1...2...what`ll I do?
3...4...pull a trapdoor
Then I`ll rip your spine out and
Make you wacky inflatable tube man
Your workin` for me now
And we`re havin` some layoffs
So I`ll save your tentacles ablaze boss
Someone please pass
The hollandaise sauce
`Cuz we`ll be havin` calamari for days y`all
[Slenderman]
Knock, knock
I`m there
To send you packing
Wait for it....
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!
Now I`ll shove these cuff links in your eyes
And gag you with my cumber bun
So nobody will hear your cries
(Break to eat McDonald`s fries)
Then I`ll whip your back
Use my Kenneth Cole slacks
Use my Gucci shoes
Swat your ass
Like a spider
You know the ones you swallow in your sleep?
Guess who puts them there?
Me
I know just how to end this song
Teleport before you spawn
And kill the artist that drew you
So you were never ever drawn!