Captain Mel Lyrics

Animaniacs Captain Mel

Mel: I am the evil pirate captain Mel
Other Pirates: And a really evil pirate too.
Mel: You are very, very kind
I'm an evil mastermind and I'll do cruel things to you.
Other Pirates: We are very, very kind, he's an evil
mastermind and he'll do cruel things to you...
Mel: I'll kick you in the knee, poke your eye so you
can't see and hit you with my sword. But I'd be a pirate
swine so I have to draw the line so I will not throw you
overboard.
Other Pirates: What never?
Mel: No Never.
Other Pirates: What never?
Mel: Hardly ever!