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You wake up not knowing where you are
You wake up in the trunk of my car
My vestigial slits cheering on the home team
You're parsi- moaning from my touch
BITCH
And all this time you were synthesizing lies
For I and the desperate guys who get in
Line for another ride
Insert your penis here for a good time (zero f..cks for what you think)
My mental model the algorithm
That defines all of your isms
I didn't mean to pry but I had to try
To sneak into your inner circle all clandestine
But you wanted more
How do you spell whore
A seasonal weakness for physical recess
You had every ism now just solipsism
If you are what you eat
Does that make me a pussy
Castrated for a cashmere coat (Yes)
Your consolation prize was giving a f..ck
Just my luck just my f..cking
Two wrongs don't make a right
But two rights make us fight
BLEGH!
A minute on the lips is a lifetime on the hips
I bet it tastes good when you're sucking on my dick
Suck on my dick!
OH!
Tell my secrets in cornfields
Because at least they're all ears
Out of his sheets into your clothes
Is this real? Or am I imagining
It's just another nightmare
I can wake from
Out of his sheets into your clothes
Is this real? Or am I imagining
It's just another nightmare
I can wake from
I could never understand linear temerity
My monomania insanity, you cheeky cunt
I stay braced full forced for jealousy
That's the fakest smile I've ever seen
Holding on to what you don't believe
Is that the same face you make when orgasming?
I'll call you soon from my telephone
Let you know that you weren't alone
Six years is a long time away from home
When it's just a short ride
Is this real? Or am I imagining?
Out of your sheets into your clothes
Is this real? Or am I imagining?
Out of his sheets into your clothes
Is this real? Or am I imagining?
Out of your sheets into your clothes
Is this real? Or am I imagining?
Just try and sensor out my dirty words
Reflecting on the situations I hate
My goal was never really noble anyway
But you can't blame this guy
For once in my life I tried
I gave it my best but I failed
I might be blind but I can read braille
