Amazing Dave The Girl Next Door Is Having An Orgasm
The apartment house I live in Echoes like a tomb The walls are so thin You can drop a pin And hear it in every room Normally, that's no big deal, you see But last week someone moved in next to me: The girl next door Is having an or________gasm I can hear it all As if the crack in the wall Were a yaw_______ning chasm She stays up late And has seven or eight With great Enthusiasm If I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count how often she has 'em Now I wouldn't care If she were in there Having an or_______gan recital But that dreamy moan Means she's all alone And perhaps she could use a guy So I've decided I won't wait any more Tomorrow I'm going to knock on her door And invite her back over to my place for An or________ange Nehi