Alvin & The Chipmunks Ho Ho Ho
Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle,
Bells are ringing all around.
Snowflakes fall and lights adorn
Our very merry Tinsel Town!
Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle
Santa sits us on his knee
Christmas gifts lie patiently
Beneath our decorated tree!
Fa ya la ya, la ya la la lee!
Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah!
It's our time to send a gift,
To someone less unfortunate!
Alvin
But Dave, if Christmas is "sooo merry," why did you say it makes you uptight?
Dave
I-I never said that Alvin!
Theodore
Yes you did.
Dave
I don't need this from you Theodore
Alvin
You said, you can't wait for it to be over, and-
Dave
Ho Ho Ho Alvin, that's your line, Ho Ho Ho...
Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle,
Carolers sing merrily.
Presents promise happiness,
If only temporarily!
Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle,
Grandma sends us baby truck.
We are way too old for that,
But Dave tells us to suck it up!
Fa la ya la, la ya la la yup!
Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah!
It's the time to celebrate,
And send gifts we'll appreciate!
Alvin
Like cash Grandma! Send us cash!
Dave
Alvin...
Theodore
No more trucks grandma,
Simon Theodore
Yeah!
Dave
Uh, shall we just stick to the lyrics I wrote? Please?
Alvin
Ah, but you're in a bad mood anyway, and just-
Dave
I am not in a bad mood!
Theodore
Dave, you said to be honest with our feelings...
Dave
So?!
Simon
Just admit that you're stressed.
Dave
I AM NOT STRESSED!
Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle,
Cars are honking constantly.
Giving David headaches and,
Increasing his anxiety!
Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle,
Grown-ups seem to go berserk.
Why are parents so wigged out,
When Santa Claus does all the work?
Fa la ya la, la ya la beserk!
Dave
O-Ok, hold it right there guys, this is not what I wrote. And, I never said to "suck it up"
Theodore Simon
Yes you did.
Theodore
"Suck it up fellas. Just quit your whining and suck it up." That's what you said Dave!
Dave
Uh, can we just stick to the song?
Alvin
We're just trying to express our feelings! And just because we want iPods and cash, a-and, you don't understand!
Dave
Oh just suck it up, Alvin!
Alvin
Ha-ha! Gotcha!
Dave
Alvin!
Alvin
You are so busted.
Dave
Alvin!
Alvin
Ho-Ho, just admit that-
Dave
ALVIN!
Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle,
Bells are ringing all around.
Snowflakes fall and lights adorn
Our very merry Tinsel Town!
