All Star United Dude... That's Freaking Awesome!
The party scene is beckoning, but no one's left you recognized
Commencement day, it's hard to take when you're on summer number five
Your friends all left to chase their plans, their dreams and their degrees in hand
And technically you're still a sophomore
Here's to you, still going nuts, throwing down and throwing up on the rug
Dude...that's freaking awesome!
Freshman girls are after you, til you drink so much you puke on your shoes
Dude...that's freaking awesome!
What's her name just got engaged, it's weird to think you used to date
The wedding aisle would cramp your style, you've got the freedom now to play
That girl that you've been hitting on she saw you dance and now she's gone
Her girlfriend said she's doing laundry
Here's to never growing up, falling in and out of love, you got dumped
Dude...that's freaking awesome!
But that's OK and that's alright you'll be partying all night, serves her right
Dude...that's freaking awesome!
We all know you're crazy cause you tell us all the time
When you've had a few too many and you call
I know it's your life, but do you really want to waste it all?
Here's to working through this stage before there's no one half your age left to say
Dude...that's freaking awesome!
Here's to purpose, here's to plans learning how to be a man if you can
Dude...that's freaking awesome!
Cause no one likes it when you're rude and beer is not a kind of food, no it's true
Dude...that's freaking awesome!
Waking naked on the lawn, wondering where the good time's gone, lost your bong
Dude...that's freaking awesome!
You quit your job so you could play Word of Warcraft every day anyway
Dude...that's freaking awesome!
