Alice Donut Roadkill
Roll down your windows, Look!
Lassie got her head crunched by a Winnebago
Bad girl, bad Lassie
Dad says, "Christ did you see that"
Then a squirrel starts to
Scamper back and forth
Scamper back and forth
Back and forth
Scamper back and forth
What a spazz, Don't hit it dad! No!
Roll down your windows, sniff!
Another possum covered with maggots
Dad says "Geez honey, was that you?"
We All laugh
Mom's not amused
Oh little casualty of our vicious highway system
Oh little martyr of our trip to the mall
Roll down your windows, heave!
