Alice Cooper Perfect
She's an overnight sensation
In the mirror on her wall
She gets a standing ovation
At every shower curtain call
And she becomes a pop star
In the safety of her car
And then she falls to pieces
At the karaoke bar
And she's perfect
Until the lights go on
And then it all goes wrong
'Cause now she's not so perfect
She can shake it just like J-Lo
When the bedroom lights go down
But when she hits the dance floor
She's a hip-hop hippo clown
She's perfect
Until the lights go on
And then it all goes wrong
'Cause now she's not so perfect
She's so perfect
She's so fine
She's so wonderful
In the arena of her mind
She's not perfect, she's all mine
She can't sing or dance
She ain't got a chance
But, baby, I don't mind
She's perfect
Oh, she's perfect
Oh, she's so perfect
You know, she's so perfect
Oh, oh, oh
Sing, baby
Dance, dance, dance
You got it, shake it down
Oh, that's bad, that's bad
I love you, baby
That's just awful
You got it, you got it
