Alexthomasdavis Hospital Pass
That's a short one
Going through the grass
It's turning out quite bad
Like a hospital pass
Now you're sitting there all bored
I'll see you later in the ward
It's such a shame that you were floored
With my football umbilical chord
I'm so sorry I cut you short
It's all my fault you were caught
Your forgiveness can't be bought
Will you be a real good sport