Alan Reid Elephant Show
Van Gogh paints a picture
Of sunflowers out in a field
Lennon writes a melody with words
About love and peace
What do they know
Says the big fat man
From the elephant show
You won't get further than the Malt Mill baby
The paint's too bright and your beat's not steady
It's not quite right
Go do it again
If you can
Just do it again
It's not quite right
Go do it again
If you can
Just do it again
Just do it again
Shakespeare pens a sonnet
Says it's his best by far
Newton finds that force is equal
Til you push them apart
But what do they know
Says the two faced lady
From the elephant show
You won't get further than a gig at the docks
Your words don't rhyme and that cradle won't rock
