Al Bundy Al's 'i Care' Song
When hooters giggle around
And I find nickels on the ground
I care
When the Mustangs engine purrs
And the bathromm's not hers
I care
When the pitcher's on the mound
And the wife is underground
I care
But when I've been playing this for days
I swear!
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...and if you really want a scareö,
Chek out his underwear, if you dare.