Akira The Don The Dark Side
I'm the happiest man on the planet Earth
So people may take this and as so many people do we live in a very weakened society
So when they hear a throwback guy like me from back in the ancient days of Garanimals
They often think this guy's just whatever so if you think that I'm some unhappy guy you're wrong
Having lived a life I've lived in seeing the other side not being afraid to attack what was in front of me has made me happy
That made me very happy
Basically I just don't walk around with a daggone smile my face all day
So you know Merry Christmas
What the dark side is is we all have a cookie jar and we all have a jar of f..ck
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(The dark side) We all have a cookie jar, and we all have a jar of f..ck
(The dark side) We all have a cookie jar, and we all have a jar of f..ck
It's a jar of f..ck man
We're shit just it's just ain't going right
And in hell week what they do in hell week because this is where I really went to the dark side
What they're doing hell week as they design hell week to find your flaws
And they do a really good job of that it's 130 hours of continuous training you may get two hours of sleep and they beat the shit of you and find everything wrong with your mentality and then they start hell week and that's the beauty of it
For me I'm not some not some nasty God given guy you know I don't have a great bit of talent in anything
So what got me through horrible times was the dark side whereas I created my name is David Goggins I created Goggins
Goggins is the guy that can take anything you put in front of them (the dark side)
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(The dark side) We all have a cookie jar, and we all have a jar of f..ck
(The dark side) We all have a cookie jar, and we all have a jar of f..ck
You want to break my motherfucking legs so be it
I have a way of going to a place like I did in that race where all the pain and suffering that they put on top of me in hell week
I will reverse that pain and suffering and I will take your soul
So every instructor that put me through BUDS my job what drove me was I wanted you to go home that night after you beat the living shit out of me and I smiled in your face I wanted you to feel worse than I did and you were going home to a nice warm bed with your wife or your kids in a nice meal and I was still out there in the grip suffering for another 100 hours
I want you to think about me knowing that I'm comfortable being very unfuckingcomfortable and I want you to think about when you went through f..cking hell week how uncomfortable you were and how bad you wanted to quit knowing I'm not thinking that f..cking way
So the dark side is something that I've designed it's an evil place I can go that very few things can hurt me
[Chorus]
(The dark side) We all have a cookie jar, and we all have a jar of f..ck
(The dark side) We all have a cookie jar, and we all have a jar of f..ck
I used the hurt you're trying to put on me I flip it upside down and use it
You're trying to use it for kryptonite no it's power pillows for me I'm using it for strength I flipped negative into positive that's all it is
