Agent Orange No Such Thing
You're kind of acting strange to me
You really shouldn't be so rude
I think I've seen you change your mind before
I've never seen you change your mood
Everybody get away from me
Don't everybody push and shove
Everybody stop asking me
I'm telling you I'm not in love
(chorus)
There's no such thing
It doesn't matter to me
I know there's no such thing
Isn't that a relief?
To know there's no such thing
Hey you! Snap out of it
It's time for you to act your age
No you're never going to get your way
So break into a screaming rage
A good excuse to start a non-stop teenage romance
Turning love into lust
I'm only looking for somebody to talk to
Or somebody I can trust
(chorus)
