Abandon Jalopy Speed Bumps
Plastic pink birds in my front yard
Big rig tires pushing up flowers
Wheels are my foundation
Gives a man freedom
Maserati move over
I'm changing lanes
Slam the screen door on the trailer
Slowing down for speed bumps in the park
Everybody has their problems
A swimming pool unifies us all
Make an effort to cash in on creation
Just be sure to tell everyone about your destination
Call up your friend
Dial 1-900
Maserati move over
I'm changing lanes
Slam the screen door on the trailer
Slowing down for speed bumps in the park
Everybody has their problems
A swimming pool unifies us all
Outside the house I see
Abandon jalopy
Dreams are rusting
Trust only what I see
Control all over me
Buying all they're promoting
Slam the screen door on the trailer
Slowing down for speed bumps in the park
One day I'll trade in my Big Wheel
And speed bumps won't bother me at all
