8-bit Boys Faulty Console
[THE RANGER]
Kick the bitch cause I'm sick of screen flickerin
Jiggle yellow plug, pull it out, stick it in again
harder
Nah, the M'er F'er make my nerves get stirred
Yell some curse words, step back and let the bird flip
She been a mainstay for eight years of game play
Game day, sprayed with beer, on the top sits an ashtray
Have to say, I coulda treated her better
Sentimental for a second, girl, I won't forget ya
But, no, I'm not ready let you go
Apply the CPR, wack it, gotta get the glow from the red
light
Mate says, "It's over dude, she's dead, right?"
But I can't accept it, don't die on me tonight girl
Crack the case as I frantically resuscitate
Bust and break the body like Gotti for some real estate
I gotta face the facts, she's not comin back
Just breathe, man, no need to make a suicide pact
[CHORUS]
Why do my system gotta die when my visitors and I got
some business with it tonight?
Tryin to fix it and revive it, I'm livid, almost cryin,
I'm feelin so frustrated, i was winnin
Deny that it's finished, I'm applyin my fist to it, I'm
fightin the feelin, finna fling it out the window
Might have to ditch it, cause the life of my system has
expired, but I'm still tryin to fix it
[ENTITY]
I hit the power button see the red and the green
Unfortunately I know exactly what this means
Oh not now...it worked all week
I can't get it serviced...this thing's an antique
Jiggling the plugs, blowin out the games
Nothing is working and it's driving me insane
Just got the game genie, can't even use it
Someone dropped my system, I'm about to lose it
Playing mad scientist and opening it up
Don't know what I'm doing but I don't give a f..ck
Desperation and aggravation drive me further
Dedication to my console is unheard of
Please baby please...come on just work
There's no response I'm about to go berserk
Time to hear to ebay just to get another
Four hundred dollars? Motherfu--
[CHORUS]
