7 Foot Midget Christine
From the first moment I saw her I felt my pant pockets getting tight
I knew just who I would be dreaming of in bed that night
She's got the nicest legs, she shows 'em off but she's no slut
She's got all the curves, she's even got the nicest butt
I got it all planned out we're gonna get married someday
The only problem is she doesn't even know my name
Christine - she's the finest chick at my school
And you know it'd really be cool
If she'd go out with me
Christine - you'd never see me frown
I'd be the happiest guy around
I'd be so lucky
I can't keep my eyes off her long blonde hair, enticing eyes
Whenever I'm around her I can't walk I'm paralyzed
I would do anything and everything to make her glad
I think about her all the time, man, I really want her bad
All the guys would say, "Well, there goes Nick, check out his chick!"
They'd all be so jealous, they all want her to suck their dick
