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Jr. High Sucked Lyrics


30 Foot Fall Jr. High Sucked


[spoken:] put your headphones on

The guys in gym class always gave me wedgies after school
The eight grade kids that always made me feel like such a fool
From 1985 to '87 my life was shit
The years I made in Jr. High they really were the pits


It wont be safe to go out tonight
When the nerd of junior high unite!
It wont be safe to go out tonight
When the nerd of junior high unite!

Go! Go! Go!

The girls in Jr. High developed faster than the guys
And I was such a dork, they wouldn't look me in the eyes
I was drunk and sober and blind i got all the reject chicks?
With all the hormones raging I was really in a fix

It wont be safe to go out tonight
When the nerd of junior high unite!
It wont be safe to go out tonight
When the nerd of junior high unite!

Go!

It wont safe!

It wont be safe...It wont safe
It wont be safe...It wont safe

It wont be safe to go out tonight
When the nerd of junior high unite!
It wont be safe to go out tonight
When the nerd of junior high unite!



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