2 Live Crew Dick Almighty
Interlude
What the f..ck is yo name mutha f..cka.
Long Rod..
Fat frank
Stiff Peter…stiff, stiff peter
I'm gonna let you guys in on a private personal part of
my life, and ladies listen up..I may just save your
relationship
They took a dick from California, transplanted that
mutha f..cka to Washington DC and it f..cked the nation.
An answer an answer and my latest thrill is to bust my
nuts in a bitch's mouth
CHORUS:
That Dick Almighty all almighty, that Dick
Almighty..all almighty.that dick almighty
Dick Almighty's of no surprise it'll f..ck all the
bitches
All shapes and size
She’ll climb a mountain, even run the block
Just to kiss the head of this big black cock
He'll tear the pussy open cuz it's satisfaction, the
bitch won't leave it's fatal attraction.
Dick so powerful she'll kneel and pray, awaiting her
time hoping soon to slay
That dick….will make a bitch cry, when f..ckin a bitch
that's tight inside
That dick .has got a spell on you, once it gets inside
you'll act a fool
That dick.will make a bitch act cute, suck my dick
bitch and make it puke
Jump up on it, grab it like you want it
If you could wear a dick bitch, you would flaunt it
CHORUS
Bitches are the one's thinkin dicks get soft, they f..ck
one time and they got off
Thinkin it's slick just to ride the dick, they'll make
a nigga cum and then he'll quit?
But not the long one…I won't play that shit, put her
ass in the buck and kill the clit
Its 15 inches long, eight inches thick…last name
almighty first name is dick
That dick is a mutha f..cka, I can't be pussy whipped by
a dick sucka
That dick will drive a bitch crazy, bitches wanna f..ck
when your tired and lazy
That dick sometimes costs you money, don't be blamed
for a child that's not yours dummy.
That dick…is a greedy bitch's dinner.I let a bitch
feed before I go up in her
CHORUS
Bitches go crazy at the all night f..ck, starting from
the back then to the buck
Since a good dick is hard to find, I kill that pussy
then f..ck your mind
Bitches like the dick just claim defeat, forget the
salad just eat my meat
They pay big dollars cuz they don't dumb freaks, to
spend time with the Dick the Almighty
That dick will make ya cheat on yo man
Make you so freaky and hot in the ass
That dick will make ya hurt yourself
When you don't have dick you'll finger f..ck yourself
That dick.is an awful thing but you bull-dykin bitches
are f..ckin up the game, rubbin belly to belly and skin
to skin, f..ckin like hell but aint no dick going in
CHORUS
OUTRO
When a women is about to grab my private personal parts
I want her to grab my private personal parts grab my
private personal parts
This record is dedicated to all you gals who don't
appreciate us men enough¦
A Hard man is good to find..a hard man is good to find