16 Volt Carla's Tarantulas
so i had a little brunch, lunch
had a few cocktails?
everything, everything
you know
yeah
no not today cause they were a little green by georgetown so we didnt risk it
you have to put them in the oven to ripen
and then when you want the pomegranates and all that other stuff that we bought presidiums
you have to put bananas by your vegetables for your fruits to ripen cause theres a gas that comes off
goes off? it explodes?
goes off the bananas but it actually speeds the ripening process so you know you dont know produce
well, the life cycle of a banana, yeah i mean
you know, you can um get high off the skins, did you ever try that?
really? you smoke the skins?
yeah, i think my brother tried that, no, im kidding,
i never smoked the skins before
no no, it wasnt him but it still the uh, what you have to do is you there is a oil in the skins or something that if you burn it
no
you know what that was?
you know that banana skins are poisonous?
yeah, might be
you know why?
cause the tarantulas
tarantulas?
they do, the tarantulas
from mexico?
dude dont you guys read national geographic around here?
yeah, i used to see the nice pictures of naked black women
uganda, you got it
so anyway, um i had a uganda party over the other day they, still dont know how to put their clothes on
they dont even have zippers nowadays
whos that? the tarantulas?
no, they use banana skins
so anyway, uh theyre slippery, you know so dont ever leave banana peels out because you could slide, like in the air, double toe loop
i just watched ice skating, you guys are psychotic you have like, no idea whats going on in reality
i have no clue whats going on in ice skating
you do too
ice skating?
you have to go home you know, all the mexicans, puerto ricans, blacks, everybody out on the streets right now, i had to go through the heart of little mexico, little puerto rico, little honduras, everything today
howd you like it?
i ruled
you ruled all over the puerto ricans and mexicans?
everybody
thats a nice thing
i ruled
you know i put in **unintelligible** tape, you want to hear it?
sure
i dont have it home
you dont have it?
my my my its in my jacket the whole time, ill go get it
sorry, its in the car, cause i went to see if it would work and it didnt cause my how do i fix my
you went to the car that quick?
how do i fix my cassette player in the car, thats probably why i didnt mention it, cause thats really important
are you in the car right now?
oh. no.
cell phone?
got the hose in the window?
no
later?
how do i fix it, do i get tape cleaner or something?
youre drinking tape cleaner?
well put this in, see what this is.. everything i own is really good
thats why **unintelligible**
you rule, everything that you own is great
oh this is live, its fun too, no, its the smashing pumpkins good
cool
this is when they blacked out
this is when they were good, they did lots of smack
thank you
a little accident there. no, you cant tell me that
joe jackson, no
george jetson i didnt know he was in the pumpkins
i didnt know i had this because i must have been sleeping with this tape
is that 16volt you are listening to?
no, hold on, let me fast forward
i fast for. oh, this is the f..ckin radio
this is actually joe jackson
its not being taped
this is good, you wanna hear it?
crank it up
bom bom oh, hes my favorite
joe jackson plays with 16volt?
oh, sorry dude, i gotta listen to joe jackson, i figured youd have a problem with it, but i think you can deal with it
have you ever heard of the band called 16volt?
no
there was this guy who had a really stupid band
yeah thats him
no, its called sunset and vine but their
sun sun, 16volt?
can you say that for me?
what, okay ill turn it down no, alright, ill put that phone down goodnight
is that your mom?
stop, i just wanted to see something im thats very rude of you i think you are getting a little bit over tired.
hello?
hello, who was that?
vinnie, shes really great
vinnie?
yeah
she?
joe jacksons on
see she wouldnt.. she she was just, her nerves are really bad right now, she had to worry about last weekend
you ever seen a band called 16volt?
no!
turn the f..cking mic off!