Can't you come up with something better than that?
 Oh I think I'd be more angry
 If your answers weren't so daft!
 Oh you know I could
 But do you really think I would?
 When you go up to Granadaland on Sundays

 Sally told me that you're practically kissing his feet
 Oh, but he hasn't got a car
 And so your list of names brought you to me
 Anda friend in need
 Is a pest indeed
 When she uses everybody in the way that you do

 You know you're breaking my heart
 I can't bear the thought of us being aprat
 You know you're breaking my heart
 I can't bear the thought of us being aprat

 Maybe I'll see you tomorrow if you can spare me the time
 Oh no, of course I didn't mean it
 I still keep hoping you'll be changing your mind
 Okay your choice is clear
 But, please, anywhere but here
 And stop trying to tell me that you know how I feel

 You know you're breaking my heart
 I can't bear the thought of us being aprat
 You know you're breaking my heart
 I can't bear the thought of us being aprat