Versaemerge Mr. Grinch
Your a mean one, Mr.Grinch
You really are a heel
Your as cuddly as a cactus
Your as charming as an eel, Mr.Grinch
Your a bad banana with a greasy black peel
Your a monster, Mr.Grinch
Your hearts an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch with a 39 and a half foot pole
Your a foul one, Mr.Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
Mr.Grinch, Mr.Grinch
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd choose the seasick crocodile
Your a rotter Mr.Grinch
Your the king of sinful sots
Your hearts a dead tomato
Splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch
Your a three decker sour crout toad stool sandwich
With arsenic sauce
You're a rotter Mr Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your hearts a dead tomato squashed with moldy purple spots
Mr Grinch
Your sole is a appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish
Imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots
You're a foul one Mr Grinch
You're a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your sole is full of gunk
Mr Grinch
The 3 best words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote
Stink!
Stank!
Stunk!
Oh, Mr.Grinch
Mr.Grinch
