Sittinīin your front yard , drinkiīn lemonade
Suburban life,a pretty wife
you think youīve got it made
But U donīt know,whatīs in the store,
for U and your family
Iīm movinīin,right next door,wonīt U welcome me?

Itīs a beautiful day in the neighborhood
And I hope I didnīt ruin your day
Wonīt U be my neighbor?

I brought my life,my ugly wife,
my dirty dog with fleas
My kidīs a punk,and Iīm drunk,
this Iīm sure youīll see
Yeah U donīt know,what itīs like,to live in misery
Welome to,home sweet hell
dissatisfaction guaranteed

Itīs a beautiful day in the neighborhood
And if I could i surely would
Invite you in say
Wonīt U be my neighbour?
Wonīt U be my neighbour?
Wonīt U be my neighbour?
Wonīt U be my neighbour?

Cīmon I donīt think Uīll find
A place to live peace of mind
Youīre gonna live in misery
When Uīre livinīnext to me!

Itīs a beautiful day in the neighbourhood.......
Raaaah! Wonīt U be my,wonīt U be my funky neighbour?!

Well i drink,and I stink,I smoke,yeah Iīm a joke!
I try all night and day to get a piece of
the action,a--aaa!

Now I know just what are Uīre thinkin
Ít could be U outīnī Uīre drinkin
So donīt U knock it until U try it
It could be U in a little while!
I hope I didnīt ruin your day!

Itīs a beautiful day in the neighbourhood
I dig your wife,she sure is good
Itīs a beautiful day in the neighbourhood...ha,ha.